In which there’s only one Howlin’ Mad Murdock. We open on a woman practising her sharpshooting on some glass bottles, hitting the target every time. Her father, who runs a travelling show, comes over and they wonder why the A-Team is bullying them into selling the show to a man called Mason. The dad…
In which the team meet a new adversary and embrace a western world. Three jeeps chase a herd of wild horses across the Arizona plains, trying to capture them. As they get close, a Native American on horseback charges towards them, spooking the herd to safety. Turning their attention to the rider, the jeeps…
In which we set sail for Mexico but end up travelling by truck. The episode begins with Sgt. Tackleberry from Police Academy seemingly undercover as a human trafficker taking Mexicans to LA. They leave a sick woman at their compound and when a tire bursts on the drive, her daughter manages to escape into the city….
In which Face find himself drawn to old habits. In Ecuador, a group of drunken bandits reach the end of their bottles and start to tear up a classroom. They’re interrupted by two nuns begging them not to wake up the 20 orphans asleep nearby. The men pay no attention until their leader, resting…
In which we meet a man who owes the A-Team nothing and Hannibal uses his loaf. Pulling up outside a fancy restaurant, the team disembark while BA tells the valet he’ll feed him his socks if he touches the van. We’re there at Face’s request as he thinks he’s found a friendly chef from…
In which we begin the second season with a real gem of a plan. We kick off this new season of The A-Team with a few changes to the opening titles, with some fresh cuts of the stars alongside more familiar shots. We’re not yet at my favourite with the Cylon walking past Face but we’re…
In which BA’s radio is stolen and a vigilante team turn to the Sheriff for help. As seems to be the new tradition, we’re treated to some poorly dubbed shots of the A-Team van driving around to open this final episode of the first season. The team and Amy are on their way to…
In which a blind pilot needs to become a hero and we learn sanity is all relative. The penultimate episode of season one starts with a group of self-proclaimed freedom fighters in various disguises making their way onto an aeroplane. Once onboard, they trap the passengers inside and take over the cockpit and radio…
In which one of the team gets married, one wears a wedding dress and we all get to witness.
In which the team are captured, but there are four more seasons left. On the set of cheap B-Movie, a rough old woman who’s missing a tooth for some reason is being frightened by a monster jumping out a dumpster. Suddenly, the scene is interrupted by the arrival of Colonel Lynch (in person this…